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Sep 30, 2019

Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they hold your interest;...
Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain an uncontainable experience. -- R.S. Knapp

Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: SPUD ROGERS...
Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story of an Air Force potato that's left in a rarely used chow hall for over two centuries and wakes up in a world populated by soybean created imitations under the evil Dick Tater. Thanks...

Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:...
Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents: THE TATERNATOR: Cyborg spud returns from the future to present-day McDonald's restaurant to kill the potatoess (girl 'tater) who will give birth to the world's largest french fry (The Dark Powers of Burger King...

Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon...
Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize

Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had...
Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone send me the scripts...

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