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The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
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"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
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The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100
showed that all had these things in common:
(1) They all had moderate appetites.
(2) They all came from middle class homes
(3) All but two of them were dead.
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The scum also rises.
-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,
respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones
from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
milestones are lifted.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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The Seventh Commandments for Technicians
Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in
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The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Noelie Alito
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The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee:
The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going
in a direction you did not want. (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long
-- Dan Roddick
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"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity
and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted
activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy ...
neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."