Freebsd Fortunes

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg.  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
                -- Jane Bryant Quinn

"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"

The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100
showed that all had these things in common:

        (1) They all had moderate appetites.
        (2) They all came from middle class homes
        (3) All but two of them were dead.

The scum also rises.
                -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,
respectability and children.  Nothing can lift those seven milestones
from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
milestones are lifted.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

The Seventh Commandments for Technicians
        Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in
other ways.

The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
                -- Noelie Alito

The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee:
        The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going
in a direction you did not want.   (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long
way.)
                -- Dan Roddick