Daily Fortunes

Aug 5, 2019

I drink to make other people interesting. --...
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan

I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most...
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that...
I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record. -- Dylan Thomas, his last words

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does...
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on...
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini

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