Daily Fortunes

Aug 3, 2019

But you shall not escape my iambics. -- Gaius...
But you shall not escape my iambics. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus

Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. --...
Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test. Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into...
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! --...
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! -- Princess Leia Organa

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