Daily FortunesAug 24, 2019
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants...
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
How do you insult a lawyer?
You might as well...
How do you insult a lawyer?
You might as well not even try. Consider: of all the highly
trained and educated professions, law is the only one in which the prime
lesson is that *winning* is more important than *truth*.
Once someone has sunk to that...
HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin,...
HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion
that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making
changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment
was an amendment to the House amendment to...
Humor in th Court:
Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A:...
Humor in th Court:
Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.
Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses...
Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
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