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Aug 30, 2019

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two things we have. -- The Best of Will Rogers

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost...
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly...
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. -- H.H. Munro

... most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings...
... most of us learned about love the hard way. Even warnings are probably useless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends, hundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute and succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries,...

My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able...
My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.

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