Daily Fortunes

Aug 10, 2019

And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars...
And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty...

... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped...
... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J. B. White

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at...
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Because the wine remembers.
Because the wine remembers.

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.
Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.

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