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DeVries' Dilemma:
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
hits the paper.
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Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
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Die, v.:
To stop sinning suddenly.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
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diplomacy, n:
Lying in state.
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Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
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disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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Distinctive, adj.:
A different color or shape than our competitors.
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Distress, n.:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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divorce, n:
A change of wife.
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