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Gomme's Laws:
(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
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Gordon's first law:
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
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Gordon's Law:
If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.
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gossip, n.:
Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson
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Goto, n.:
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard
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Government's Law:
There is an exception to all laws.
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Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
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Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]
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grasshopotomaus:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
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Gravity:
What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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