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Fortune: 385 - 394 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Grabel's Law:
        2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
 
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Grandpa Charnock's Law:
        You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

        [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive.  Ed.]
 
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grasshopotomaus:
        A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
 
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Gravity:
        What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
 
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Gray's Law of Programming:
        `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
        time as `_n' tasks.

Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
        `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
 
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Great American Axiom:
        Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
 
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Green's Law of Debate:
        Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
 
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Greener's Law:
        Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
 
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Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
        average drivers.
 
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Griffin's Thought:
        When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
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