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Fortune: 426 - 435 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Heaven, n.:
        A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
        their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
        expound your own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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heavy, adj.:
        Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
 
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Heller's Law:
        The first myth of management is that it exists.

Johnson's Corollary:
        Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
        organization.
 
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Hempstone's Question:
        If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
 
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Herth's Law:
        He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
 
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Hewett's Observation:
        The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
        her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
        peers similarly engaged.
 
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Hildebrant's Principle:
        If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
 
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Hippogriff, n.:
        An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
        The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle.
        The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which
        is two dollars and fifty cents in gold.  The study of zoology is full
        of surprises.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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History, n.:
        Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we
        learn nothing from history.  I know people who can't even learn from
        what happened this morning.  Hegel must have been taking the long view.
                -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"
 
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Hitchcock's Staple Principle:
        The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to
        staple something.
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