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kernel, n.:
A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
traditions of sorcery and black art.
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Kettering's Observation:
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
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Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness:
Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
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Kin, n.:
An affliction of the blood.
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Kington's Law of Perforation:
If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such
as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest
part of the paper.
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Kinkler's First Law:
Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law:
All the easy problems have been solved.
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Kliban's First Law of Dining:
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Kludge, n.:
An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a
distressing whole.
-- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation"
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Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics.
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knowledge, n.:
Things you believe.
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