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Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics.
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knowledge, n.:
Things you believe.
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Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Labor, n.:
One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Lackland's Laws:
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
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Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
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laser, n.:
Failed death ray.
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