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aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
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Appendix:
A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
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Applause, n:
The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."
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Arithmetic:
An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
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Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
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Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
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Arnold's Addendum:
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
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