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lisp, v.:
To call a spade a thpade.
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Lockwood's Long Shot:
The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street
aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
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love, n.:
Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.
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love, n.:
When it's growing, you don't mind watering it with a few tears.
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love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
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love, n.:
When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
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love, n.:
When, if asked to choose between your lover
and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
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love, v.:
I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
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Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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