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McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
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Meade's Maxim:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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Meader's Law:
Whatever happens to you, it will previously
have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
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meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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meetings, n.:
A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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memo, n.:
An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
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Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
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Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American:
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the
cork makes when it is popped.
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Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
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Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can
never hope to acquire it.
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