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Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon
by the bee.
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Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Barach's Rule:
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience:
(1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.
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Barker's Proof:
Proofreading is more effective after publication.
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Barometer, n.:
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.
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Baruch's Observation:
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Basic Definitions of Science:
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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