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Barker's Proof:
Proofreading is more effective after publication.
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Barometer, n.:
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.
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Baruch's Observation:
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Basic Definitions of Science:
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
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Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Battle, n.:
A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
will not yield to the tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Beauty, n.:
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Beauty:
What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.
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