Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 16, 2006

"We have the right to survive!" "Not be killing...
"We have the right to survive!" "Not be killing others." -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5

I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least...
I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!

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Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink...
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions...
Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your...
(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as ...