Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 6, 2006

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

All the world's a VAX, And all the coders merely butchers; They...
All the world's a VAX, And all the coders merely butchers; They have their exits and their entrails; And one int in his time plays many widths, His sizeof being N bytes. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms. And then the whining...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people...
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge

There is no point in waiting. The train stopped running years...
There is no point in waiting. The train stopped running years ago. All the schedules, the brochures, The bright-colored posters full of lies, Promise rides to a distant country That no longer exists.

Hindsight is always 20:20. -- Billy Wilder
Hindsight is always 20:20. -- Billy Wilder