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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 25, 2006


I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy...
A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy young sophomore. As quick as a glance He stripped off his pants, But he found that the sophomore'd got off more.

"Out of register space (ugh)" -- vi
"Out of register space (ugh)" -- vi

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