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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 17, 2006


I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is...
I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love...
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!

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