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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 27, 2012


Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn...
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor

Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...

Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence...
Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority. Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by cats. You wouldn't see cats having waste...

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