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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 24, 2012


Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Today is the last day of your life so far.
Today is the last day of your life so far.

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Don't interfere with the stranger's style.
Don't interfere with the stranger's style.

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