Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 16, 2012

A good reputation is more valuable than money...
A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

Old mail has arrived.
Old mail has arrived.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun,...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain.

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is,...
That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is, is not that, that is not. That, that is not, is not that, that is.