Freebsd Fortunes 5

Shah, shah!  Ayatulla you so!

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight:
always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
                -- J.M. Barrie

Shame is an improper emotion invented by
pietists to oppress the human race.
                -- Robert Preston, Toddy, "Victor/Victoria"

Shannon's Observation
        Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation
        that is beginning to improve.

share, n:
        To give in, endure humiliation.

She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking
good.
                -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge,
containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax
for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having
the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use.

In 1924 the New York Board of Health considered banning lipstick,
not because it was hazardous to the wearers but because of "the
worry that it might poison the men who kissed the women who wore it."
                -- David Bodanis, "The Secret House"

She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...

She been married so many times
she got rice marks all over her face.
                -- Tom Waits

She blinded me with science!