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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2091 of 2298

Shah, shah!  Ayatulla you so!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2092 of 2298

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight:
always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
                -- J.M. Barrie
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2093 of 2298

Shame is an improper emotion invented by
pietists to oppress the human race.
                -- Robert Preston, Toddy, "Victor/Victoria"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2094 of 2298

Shannon's Observation
        Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation
        that is beginning to improve.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2095 of 2298

share, n:
        To give in, endure humiliation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2096 of 2298

She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking
good.
                -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2097 of 2298

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge,
containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax
for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having
the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use.

In 1924 the New York Board of Health considered banning lipstick,
not because it was hazardous to the wearers but because of "the
worry that it might poison the men who kissed the women who wore it."
                -- David Bodanis, "The Secret House"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2098 of 2298

She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2099 of 2298

She been married so many times
she got rice marks all over her face.
                -- Tom Waits
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2100 of 2298

She blinded me with science!
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