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A young man with passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
        He slapped her behind
        And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury.
 
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A young polo-player of Berkeley
Made love to his sweetheart beserkly.
        In the midst of each chukker
        He would break off and fuck her
Horizontally, laterally and verkeley.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  233 of 860

A young systems programmer of Sprotic
Found his software intensely erotic.
        In jealous distress
        He wiped his OS.
It's possible that he's a psychotic.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  234 of 860

A young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a woman named Cleo.
        As she took down her panties
        She said, "No andantes;
I want this allegro con brio!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  235 of 860

A young wife in the outskirts of Reims
Preferred frigging to going to mass.
        Said her husband, "Take Jacques,
        Or any young cock,
For I cannot live up to your ass."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  236 of 860

A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed her and blessed her.
        Says she, "You're in luck,
        He's a stunning good fuck,
For I've had him myself down in Leicester."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  237 of 860

According to experts, the oyster
In its shell - a crustacean cloister -
        May frequently be
        Either he or a she
Or both, if it should be its choice ter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  238 of 860

Alas for the Countess d'Isere,
Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
        Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!"
        When he parted her thighs;
"Magnifique!  Pourtant pas de la guerre."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  239 of 860

All the female apes ran from King Kong
For his dong was unspeakably long.
        But a friendly giraffe
        Quaffed his yard and a half,
And ecstatically burst into song.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  240 of 860

An aesthete from South Carolina
Had a cock that tickled like China,
        But while shooting his load
        It cracked like old Spode,
So he's bought him a Steuben vagina.
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