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There was a young girl named O'Clare Whose body was covered...
There was a young girl named O'Clare Whose body was covered with hair. It was really quite fun To probe with one's gun, For her quimmy might be anywhere.

There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in...
There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were quite horrid: All ass and no forehead, Three balls and a purple goatee.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed,...
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem. -- Mike Smith
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