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Sep 26, 2006

To know Edina is to reject it. -- Dudley Riggs,...
To know Edina is to reject it. -- Dudley Riggs, "The Year the Grinch Stole the Election"

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. --...
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"

Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies...
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking." -- David Letterman

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines...
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterman

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in...
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed,...


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