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Sep 14, 2006

If you're wondering if you need to stop and pick up bread...
If you're wondering if you need to stop and pick up bread and eggs on the way home, you do.

If you're wondering if you have enough money to take the family...
If you're wondering if you have enough money to take the family out to eat tonight, you don't.

The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on the other...
The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on the other side.

Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.

All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.
All break downs occur on the plumber's day off.


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