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Sep 6, 2007

Clones are people two.
Clones are people two.

Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:...
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they...
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach: How about a beer, Norm? Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life. -- Cheers, No Help...


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