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Feb 23, 2012

My father taught me three things: (1) Never mix whiskey...
My father taught me three things: (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water. (2) Never try to draw to an inside straight. (3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.

Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less...
Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. -- Gerald Nachman

narcolepulacyi, n.: The contagious action of yawning,...
narcolepulacyi, n.: The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

nerd pack, n.: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket...
nerd pack, n.: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes. Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.

neutron bomb, n.: An explosive device of limited...
neutron bomb, n.: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.

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