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Feb 19, 2012

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: ...
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat...
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!

Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A:...
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like...
Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.

Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita...
Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A: God gave New Jersey first choice.


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