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Feb 1, 2012

Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad,...
Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?

Fats Loves Madelyn.
Fats Loves Madelyn.

Fay: The British police force used to be run by men...
Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified. -- Joe Orton, "Loot"

FEAR: What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas...
FEAR: What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas license plates.

Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing...
Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing. -- Hunter S. Thompson


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