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Sep 27, 2013

AUTOMOBILE: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills...
AUTOMOBILE: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.

Avec!
Avec!

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.


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