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Sep 7, 2013

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you...
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair...
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain. -- Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar...
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly...
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. -- Emerson


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