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Oct 9, 2014

It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have...
It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys. Seems that there are not only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached. The only difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply...

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's...
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment, ...
It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment, just to see if it's real, Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel, But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face, So ask me just one question when this magic night...

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given...
It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the Devil when he is the only explanation for it.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to...
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.


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