Freebsd Fortunes 4

It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped
using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.  Seems that there are not
only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached.  The only
difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply the experimental
results to humans.

        [Also, there are some things even a rat won't do.  Ed.]

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers
have been all over it.
                -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment,
        just to see if it's real,
Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,
But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,
So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,
Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?
                -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation for it.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?

It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.  Which raises
the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer...
boy gets another beer.
                -- Cheers

"It's today!" said Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.