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Nov 26, 2014

"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important...
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about."

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair...
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"

"I'll tell you what I know, then,"...
"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all." "Somebody is about to fall...

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? ...
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low --...
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard


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