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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1241 of 2327

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1242 of 2327

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1243 of 2327

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1244 of 2327

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
                -- Alan King
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1245 of 2327

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
                -- Harry Blackstone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1246 of 2327

If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the
Constitution.  It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.
Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory
containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with
the word "National".
                -- George Will
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1247 of 2327

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1248 of 2327

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin'
it, even if they don't know what it means.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1249 of 2327

If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1250 of 2327

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
heartbeats.
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