Daily Fortunes Aug 1, 2014 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 11, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Aug 1, 2014

Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to...
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."

Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark...
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark

Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode...
Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.

Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved...
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. -- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"

Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts...
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. -- George Carlin


Daily Fortunes for Aug 1, 2014
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
2017201620152014201420142013201220112010
20092008200720062005     
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes