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Aug 2, 2014

Fakir, n: A psychologist whose charismatic data have...
Fakir, n: A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to have shinnied up a rope and vanished.

falsie salesman, n: Fuller bust man.
falsie salesman, n: Fuller bust man.

Famous last words:
Famous last words:

Famous last words: (1) "Don't worry, I can handle...
Famous last words: (1) "Don't worry, I can handle it." (2) "You and what army?" (3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."

Famous last words: (1) Don't unplug it, it will just...
Famous last words: (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. (2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. (3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- (4) We won't need reservations. (5) It's always...


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