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Aug 10, 2014

For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with...
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to spend my evenings?" --...

Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14 Low Blows: Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The man doubles over...

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #16 Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis". When...

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #17 Shoes: The average man has 4 pairs of footwear: running shoes, dress shoes, boots, and slippers. The average woman has shoes 4 layers thick on the floor of her closet. Most of them hurt...


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