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Aug 28, 2014

Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon...
Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance. "What happened?" "I was struck by the beauty of the place." A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these stops and starts get you pretty...

Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer...
Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their engagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: "Would you marry someone who was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish and lazy and sarcastic?" "Of...

"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High...
"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High has an extracurricular activity except you." "Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, Mudhead."

"Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense...
"Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense attorney, now beginning to warm to his summation, "the real question here before you is, shall this beautiful young woman be forced to languish away her loveliest years in a dark prison cell? Or shall she...

God decided to take the devil to court and settle...
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"


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