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Aug 4, 2014

United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy...
United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world. Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of every persuasion. Meanwhile, fears of universal...

UNIVERSE: The problem.
UNIVERSE: The problem.

universe, n: The problem.
universe, n: The problem.

Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring...
Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.

UNIVERSITY: Like a software house, except...
UNIVERSITY: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and... [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying...


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