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Feb 17, 2015

The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't...
The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it. -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.


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