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Feb 8, 2015

Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'. -- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm? Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there. -- Cheers, Coach Returns to Action Coach: What's the story,...

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you. -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie? Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. -- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man Sam: What will you have,...

Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach...
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach. -- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights Coach: What's shaking, Norm? Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach. -- Cheers, Snow Job Coach: Beer, Normie? Norm: Uh, Coach,...

Come quickly, I am tasting stars! --...
Come quickly, I am tasting stars! -- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does...
Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober. -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2


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