Daily Fortunes Feb 1, 2015 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Aug 15, 2018
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Feb 1, 2015

Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins...
Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins. He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make dolphins live forever! Of course he...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods. All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her. "Maiden," croaked the frog, "would you do me a favor? ...

Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by...
Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river. One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught. He fought with it for hours, until, finally, he managed to bring it to...

Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had...
Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had the opportunity to experience an elephant for the first time. One approached the elephant, and, upon encountering one of its sturdy legs, stated, "Ah, an elephant is like a tree." The second, after...

Once upon a time there were three brothers who were...
Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom. And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age. Well, one day, in full armour, their horses, and their page, the three brothers set off to see if...


Daily Fortunes for Feb 1, 2015
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728
2018201720162015201420142014201320122011
201020092008200720062005    
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes