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Feb 25, 2015

wolf, n.: A man who knows all the ankles.
wolf, n.: A man who knows all the ankles.

Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't...
Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it. (2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete. (3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See number 2) (4) The minimum acceptable CPU power for a single user is a ...

Woodward's Law: A theory is better than...
Woodward's Law: A theory is better than its explanation.

Woolsey-Swanson Rule: People would rather live with...
Woolsey-Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.

Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation): We...
Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation): We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and...


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